Bio: Princess Hatey McSugartits

Hi! I'm a walking stereotype. I wanted to add
a Cheret (Che beret) to my ensemble but it just seemed,
oh, a little too "on the nose," if you know what I mean.

Butch haircut? Check.

Faux-intellectual attitude specs? Check.

Multi-culti muumuu: Double-check.

I think the Bob Denver beat character on Dobey Gillis was less contrivedly "counter."

It's Phinn's monicker.

I stand with Provost Lange in condemning all hateful, disrespectful, and personal attacks on all people.*

* Except, of course, for calling three innocent men racist, sexist, preppy-privilege gang-raping Huns, and branding an entire team as the same, and of course claiming that just about every white male student at Duke is three snifters of congac away from throwing up a lynch-rope and going on a full-tilt pinball-rape spree, as seen in The Accused.

But this nasty stuff about professors perhaps not being terribly well qualified or even of average intelligence and discernment? That is an evil which must stop.

posted by Ace at 03:16 PM

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