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January 23, 2007

Shark Swallows Diver's Head, But Is Fended Off By That Eye-Poking Thing We Keep Hearing About

So it does work!

“He was actually bitten by the head down — the shark swallowed his head,” Luobikis said.

The shark, believed to be a great white, came back for a second bite, clenching its jaws around Nerhus’ torso and leaving deep lacerations in his side, said Luobikis.

Nerhus wrestled free of the shark’s jaws, and later told rescue workers he had poked the shark in the eye, an unidentified worker from the Snowy Hydro Rescue Helicopter service told local media.

The shark is planning a $40 million dollar suit for intentional infliction of optical distress.

I don't know if this is funny enough to post, but it's pretty funny. Photoshops of Eagles corner safety Brian Dawkins. The pictures suggest a Dick Cheneyesque, Chuck Norris-like mastery over time and space.


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