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January 19, 2007
Saudis May Ban Letter "X" For Looking Too Much Like Cross
"Scholars" are debating whether or not the letter is an abomination to Islam.
The controversy stems from a Saudi businessman hoping to trademark the word "Explorer." The man lampoons the mullahs in remarks actually printed by the Arabic media, wondering whether or not the the plus sign is also to be banned, "to prevent filthy Christian conspiracies from infiltrating our thoughts, our beliefs, and our feelings."
No, seriously. He said that. Good on him.