If It's Friday, It Must Mean That There's News Coming In The Duke No-Rape Case

What's the under-over?

I figure by 5:30 Eastern.

Meanwhile, the NAACP says it's always stood for due process and presumption of innocence, despite having issued a "report" on the "82 Crimes and Torts Committed By The Duke Lacrosse Team," and the "Group of 88" refuses to apologize.

Oh, and, yeah: Also claims it certainly never intended to pre-judge the case.

Although Duke is apparently rampant with racists and rapists.

I think Duke actually advertises that fact on the covers of its applicant pamphets, doesn't it? They've got the usual picture of one Asian chick, one black dude pointing out a hilarious passage in his advanced-chemistry textbook, one Latino chick dressed in "grrrl power" gear, and of course the inevitable dorky white guy with a big cauco-fro, except that in Duke's picture, the dorky white guy is sodomizing everyone with his obligatory unicycle.

posted by Ace at 04:58 PM

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