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January 09, 2007

Grim Milestone: Ten Millionth Hit Coming

Sometime in the next eight or twelve hours this site will get its ten millionth unique hit from one of its sixteen readers.

That link would prove it, were SiteMeter working at the moment, which it's not, so you'll just have to trust me.

I'd like to thank all sixteen of you, and extend a special thanks to the spouses who do not give you any sex and thus compel you into a dark lonely "life" lived out on the Internet, as well as the teachers who shaped you in your early years to be goldbricking layabouts who do nothing but fuck about on the computer all day long (Gee, isn't it funny traffic plunges after 5pm every day?), and of course your incompetent bosses who apparently cannot be bothered to notice you're about as crucial to your companies' success as, say, a box of stale circus peanuts.

What will the ten millionth visitor win?

Well, let me answer that question with another question:

What the fuck do I win when it happens?

Yeah.

That's what I figured.

So we can both dance around with our Big-Ass Piles of Invisible Internet Money when the golden moment arrives, okay?


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