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January 05, 2007

Mannequin Lover May Face Life In Prison

More fascism in NanSSy PeloSSi's AmeriKKKa:

A man with a history of smashing windows to indulge his fetish for mannequins could draw a long prison term.

Ronald A. Dotson, 39, of Detroit faces up to life in prison if convicted of a charge of attempted breaking and entering at a cleaning-supply company in the Detroit suburb of Ferndale.

Prosecutors charged him as a habitual offender. Authorities say he has at least six convictions for breaking and entering and a stint in prison over the last 13 years.

Dotson was arrested Oct. 9 after police say he smashed a window at a cleaning-supply company to get at a female mannequin dressed in a black and white French maid's uniform. He had been out of prison for less than a week.

Dotson was arrested in Ferndale in July 2000 and later convicted for breaking and entering at a women's clothing shop to get at a mannequin in a pink dress with bobbed hair.

Ferndale police also arrested Dotson in 1993 after finding him in an alley behind a woman's store with three lingerie-clad mannequins.

The reader who sent me this story (sorry, couldn't find you, had to Google, you know who you are) asks a good question: Why didn't this moron just buy himself some mannequins? In trying to track down this story, I found lots of mannequin sellers. And they're cheap!

Looks like he's going to prison at just the wrong time. Mannequin breasts are getting larger.

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