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January 04, 2007

Pelosi Takes The Gavel

Hm? How to welcome a new high elected representative of a party I dislike?

Let me consult my Little Leftwing Book of Civil Political Discourse.

Ah, page 15. Here it is.

Ahem.

The lying criminal whore ain't my Speaker of the House.

Is it too early to execute her for war crimes? Seems to me we're still in Iraq.*

* Look, I'm not saying execute her right now. She's only been in office a couple of hours. That wouldn't be fair, would it?

I'm just saying-- can we at least get started on filing the paperwork for her execution? These things take time, you know, with bureaucracy and all.

Dot every i and cross every t and all, but let's get this Execution Train chugging out of the station already, all right?

PS, I forgot. The Little Leftwing Book of Civil Political Discourse says I have to give her a "funny" derogatory nickname.

Okay:

"The lying criminal whore, Granny Rictus McCadaverImplants, aint my Speaker of the House."


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