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January 04, 2007
KFed Chats Up Britster GalPal Lindsey Lohan
Yeah. I wrote that headline to be as gay as humanly possible.
He texted her asking her to hang out, and she wrote back, "Why would I hang out with you?"
Apparently she finds him less than adequite.
Via Crosblog, who links a breakthrough study proving that women like having sex with masculine-looking tough guys, but, get this, believe that softer, flabbier, nebbishier, more feminine men make for better providers.
Truly we live in an age of miracles and wonders, science shining its beacon into the dark corners of the mysteries of human existence.