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January 04, 2007
Worst Corporate Catchphrases You've Heard, And/Or Just Made Up
As a response to "Let's run it up the flagpole and see who salutes," and the parody, "Lets put this saucer on the porch and see if the cat laps it up" via drolmorg, Feisty offers:
Let's sit our asses on the copy machine, spread 'em wide and see who gets fired.
Indeed. I think we all need to re-impactify those action-items to the bleeding edge of our mindspace. Let's shave this monkey's ass and paint it up like a Bulgarian hooker and see who shoves a haddock down our pants.*
* From Stuff Jefferson Said In Business Meetings, second ed., Wharton School of Business Press.