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January 03, 2007

Report: List Of Best Corporate Buzzwords Proves That Entirety Of British Isles Is Gay

These are the big buzzwords they say are sure to impress in British business.

The best jargon in the poll was "thought grenade," which means an explosive good idea.

Maybe, if you're gay.

Another was "let's sunset that," which means putting a bad idea to rest.

How about putting your cock to rest, Nigel? Yeah. Let's sunset that for ten damn minutes, huh?

"Little ‘r’ me," which is a request for a private reply to an e-mail.

Again: very, very gay.

"Information touchpoint," which means that office workers will no longer attend meetings in 2007, instead Information Touchpoints will be on the daily agenda.

Apparently gay sex will also be on the daily agenda.

Even their list of bad office catchphrases is gay.

"Getting down with the kids." (i.e. junior office workers)

Pederasts.

"Open up your kimono."

See, this one almost sounds not-gay, until you realize that this is only said from one guy to another guy (no English guy would have the balls, in that hyper-PC country, to say this to a woman), making it even gayer than the last one.

"Let’s raise the anchor and let this one drift."

Very... nautical. As Stan Lee says, 'nuff said.


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