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January 02, 2007

Hitler Was A Jew, And Helped Found The State Of Israel

High-quality crazy:

Just when you thought the Iranian leadership could stoop no further: A top advisor to Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad claimed in an interview with Iranian website Baztab that Nazi leader Adolf Hitler's parents were both Jewish and that Hitler himself was one of the founders of the State of Israel.

Well, duh. Some of us have known this for years. He was also a judge at the Nuremburg trials, but the Jew-controlled Western media doesn't want you to know that. Because the truth can set you free.

In the interview, translated by MEMRI (Middle East Media Research Institute) Mohammad-Ali Ramin, a chief aide to Ahmadinejad, told Baztab that Hitler's paternal grandmother was a Jewish prostitute and his father even kept his Jewish name until finally changing it to Hitler when he was 40.

Honestly, I'm not sure what to make of this. On the one hand, it's the same old insane anti-semitic Hebrew-aliens-are-poking-holes-in-my-wife's-diaphragm paranoid raving that we're used to from these guys.

On the other hand, at least they're not saying Hitler was a hero.

Progress, or just expectations that couldn't possibly be any lower?


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posted by AndrewR at 08:11 AM

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