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December 27, 2006

Flatulence Causes Prison Fight

Check out the first sentence of AP's story.

Brian Bruggeman caused a stink at the Lincoln County Jail earlier this month and will now have to answer for it in court. Another inmate, Jesse Dorris, alleges that Bruggeman's flatulence, passed in close proximity to Dorris, sparked a Dec. 14 fight between the two at the jail.


The two began scuffling, County Attorney Jeff Meyer said Tuesday, because Dorris was fed up with Bruggeman's flatulence.


Bruggeman, of Hershey, is serving a 90-day sentence for violating a protection order.

It's all adding up.


Sheriff Jerome Kramer said the incident was a result of overcrowding.


"You just can't get a reprieve from one another," Kramer said. "When you've got a guy causing problems passing gas, there's no way to get away from the smell."

The forcible gay sodomy was bad enough. But what fresh hell is this?

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