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December 27, 2006
Disease Turns Men Stupid, Women SluttyA while ago I linked this article suggesting that schizophrenia may be caused by the cat-borne bacterial parasite toxoplasma gondii. Which makes sense -- maybe those crazy cat-ladies are crazy because of their cats. This single-celled parasite lives in the guts of cats, sheddding eggs that can be picked up by rats and other animals that can just so happen be eaten by cats. Toxoplasma forms cysts throughout its intermediate host's body, including the brain. And yet a Toxoplasma-ridden rat is perfectly healthy. That makes good sense for the parasite, since a cat would not be particularly interested in eating a dead rat. But scientists at Oxford discovered that the parasite changes the rats in one subtle but vital way. So, back then, they began wondering if the parasite could cause changes in the behavior of humans. The answer may be "yes." Self-destructive, risky behavior, sort of like cats. A COMMON parasite can increase a women's attractiveness to the opposite sex but also make men more stupid, an Australian researcher says. I'm convinced that this is the next wave of medicine -- finding how important a part viruses and bacteria play in altering our brain chemistry and hence our behavior and very personalities. Makes sense to me. These things work on the nano level. If nanotech can build computers one day out of little else but carbon sludge, surely these little nanobugs can cause serious changes in our brains. Then again, I'm an optimist. I just want to go to a doctor, take a shot, and finally be normal. Thanks to Marcus. | Recent Comments
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