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December 13, 2006

"Scientific" "American:" Soy Will Only Make You Lightly Gay

Actually they claim that the "phytoestrogen" in soy is less potent than true estrogen, and furthermore, you'd have to consume a hell of a lot of it to suffer any estrogenizing effects.

But why take unnecessary risks? That's the policy I apply to musical theater and personal grooming; now it's my policy towards soy as well.


Maybe it'll make you gay. Maybe it won't. But face it, chances are if you're drinking soy milk and eating tofu, you're gay anyway, so what's it really matter?

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