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December 13, 2006
Pat O'Brien Pretends To Be Into Molly, By Proposing
Can you do a menage on your wedding night?:
Pat O'Brien just proposed to his designer girlfriend Molly Stephens. We hear the "Insider" host got down on one knee at the Bel Air Hotel and presented Stephens with a 6-carat ring. The couple are planning a New York wedding. It'll be the second marriage for both. …
I, Pat O'Brien, take thee, Molly,
as my lawfully wedded wife;
to have and to hold;
to just go craaaaazy on you;
to love and to cherish;
to get some hookers and some coke;
to honor and obey;
we can have any of these whores;
I don't know why I'm acting like this;
I'm so into you, let's do it,
let's have some sex.
Thanks to AtS.