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December 11, 2006
Gender-Bending Androgyne To Perform At Super Bowl
Because nothing says "football" like a dandified satyr who legally changed his name to a symbol of ambivalent sexual construct:
Funk pioneer Prince will follow in the footsteps of Paul McCartney and the Rolling Stones as headliner for the upcoming Super Bowl halftime show, organizers say...Prince, known for hits such as Kiss, Purple Rain, Let's Go Crazy and Little Red Corvette, will perform at the game at Dolphin Stadium near Miami on Feb. 4, organizers said Sunday.
The show is also said to feature an elaborate pantomime, wherein Prince will dress up as a young Peyton Manning and explore his sexuality with the offensive line of the '85 Giants.
Producers claim it's "designed to highlight the Martian/Venusian dichotomy that lurks within us all", and will be titled "The Quarterback Sack", a reference to a sequence in which he trades massages with Phil McConkey.
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