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December 01, 2006
The Taliban's Rules of Homosexual Engagement
The bulk of these rules are about terrorism, and the use of terrorist-provided money and equipment.
Rule 19, though, is something different:
19) Mujahideen are not allowed to take young boys with no facial hair onto the battlefield or into their private quarters.
Sura 18, Verse 10: If there's grass on the infield, play ball. If it's just smooth clay, it is an abomination.
Rule 18 says you're not allowed to smoke.
How the hell can you give up smoking if you're not allowed to use prepubescent boys as a substitute? That's just crazy.
posted by Ace at
10:59 PM