Shock: Britney's Firecrotch Takes Internet By Storm

I hope this doesn't disqualify me as a heterosexual male, but the celebrity upskirts have become so common I think they just may have jumped the shark.

It's gone from "Wow! I can't believe it!" to "Oh, I guess that means she's got a record or movie coming out in three weeks."

Viral marketing. The operative word being "viral," in both definitions.

But now she's unleashing her inner wild child, running around with party girls Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan, sporting unflattering hair extensions and flashing her apparently panty-less crotch to the paparazzi. (Be prepared to cringe if you dare to view the uncensored photos, splashed unceremoniously across the Web).

"She's a beautiful girl and now that she's single and she's having fun, I think she's just trying to express herself," said New York-based celebrity image consultant Amanda Sanders.

"Express herself." She wants the world to know she has intact genitals.

It's not officially weird until Rosie O'Donnell offers to shack up with you:

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Rosie O'Donnell said Wednesday on "The View" that Spears should stop bonding with Hilton and move in with her, her partner Kelli and their kids so she could have a "stable family around her."

Exit question: If Spears did move in with Rosie, who would be the stupidest in the house? Spears, Rosie, or Spears' vagina?

If I can say something nice about Spears' vagina -- it seems to have more common sense than she does, and I imagine it's still wondering about the whole K-Fed thing itself.

Thanks to ALF.

posted by Ace at 09:09 PM

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