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November 24, 2006

Madonna Preaches "Authentic Teachings of Jesus"

In a bleeped line, she seems to say, "Just go to Texas and suck George Bush's dick."

This sort of sub-moronic agitprop from low-functioning celebrities trying to cling to the edginess of a youth they can barely remember -- well, who really cares, apart from Madonna's Apostle St. Andrew of the Sacred Butt-Plug?

I'm just linking this because of this line from Allah--

This was also the concert that got pimped on Drudge a few weeks ago for the part where she descends to the stage bound to a cross. They cut it from the broadcast, but the redemptive power of watching an aging whore perform opera bouffe with Christian symbolism shone through nonetheless.

Edgy stuff:

"Depth" on the cheap -- only those as shallow and superficial as the sheen on the pages of celebrity-gossip magazine find "deep" at all.


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