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November 20, 2006

Scarlett Johansson, Moonbat

Her Cameron Diaz moron moment:

SCARLETT JOHANSSON has slammed US PRESIDENT GEORGE W BUSH for his staunch conservative views on sex, criticising the Republican for being too unrealistic in his opinions on the topic.

The LOST IN TRANSLATION movie star last month (10OCT06) boasted about being so "socially aware" she gets tested for HIV twice a year.

"Socially aware"? Back in my day they just called that bein' a good-old fashioned whore.

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Johansson says, "We are supposed to be liberated in America but if our President had his way, we wouldn't be educated about sex at all. "Every woman would have six children and we wouldn't be able to have abortions."

How stupid. I will never, ever see a movie featuring this woman again.

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Okay, yes I will. Let's face it-- stupid chicks are kind of hot.

I'm not talking about severely mentally challenged women, as Mr. Brucal, below, finds so enticing.

But mildly retarded women like Scarlett Johansson?

You can tell her all sorts of things like "Endorphins from turkey meat cause women to spontaneously abort an implanted egg," and bingo, you get to bang her without a rubber, and then you get a nice, juicy turkey sandwich.

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Scarlett Johansson moonlights at Lawerence Livermore Laboratories, splitting atoms... with her knockers.


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