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November 20, 2006

Michael Richards Rapes Severely Handicapped Girl

Oh wait, no, it was some other guy.

I'm sure Michael Richards has thought about it, though.

Nineteen-year-old Filipino immigrant Reynaldo B. Brucal Jr. pleaded guilty Wednesday, November 15, to raping a severely and mentally handicapped resident of a health care facility at suburban Bloomingdale, Illinois that must have occurred in the late part of 2004, which gave birth to a daughter.

Brucal faces "a maximum prison term of 30 years," according to his lawyer Frank T. Scarpino, quoting Illinois State prosecutors.

Scarpino told this reporter in an interview that he has not yet explored the possibility of presenting in court mitigating circumstances, like asking the court to cut short the sentence of Mr. Brucal so he can take care of his daughter.

Almost like a man who kills his parents and then pleads for mercy as he's an orphan.


"We tried every imaginable means" to avoid conviction but "there was no way we could go around with it," Scarpino added, saying that his request for a "second opinion for a DNA test" confirmed the initial DNA test of the child conducted by investigators matched Brucal's. Brucal initially denied any sexual contact with the 23-year-old woman, who is afflicted with cerebral palsy and cannot walk or communicate.

In November 2005, Brucal confessed, claiming that a latex hospital glove he improvised as a condom failed...

Wow. There really are some bestial people out there. Bestial in both senses -- animalistic, and having the intelligence of a common animal too.

A green card holder, Brucal is going to be deported shortly after he serves out his sentence, according to Judge Bakalis. The sentence could range from six to 30 years.

Thanks to Ali-Bubba.

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