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November 14, 2006

Tabloid Claim: Kevin Federline Threatens To Sell Britney Spears Sex Tape Unless She Gives Him $30 Million

This could well be the greatest divorce ever.

Britney Spears and Kevin Federline made a four-hour sex tape...

Four hours? What the hell were they doing?

He must be gay.

...early in their marriage that he is now threatening to sell unless she gives in to his demands in their divorce case, according to a British tabloid, The News of the World.

It says Federline wants more than $30 million from Spears, along with custody of the couple's two young children, Sean Preston, 1, and Jayden James, 8 weeks. The newspaper also reports that Federline has been offered $50 million for the tape by one film company that wants to put the video online.

The tabloid says Spears fears release of the tape would short-circuit the comeback she's attempting to stage.

But on The Early Show Tuesday, Us Weekly magazine's contributing editor Katrina Szish said Spears probably needn't worry.

"If a tape does exist, I don't think it will be damaging for Britney," Szish told co-anchor Rene Syler. "We've seen her at her lowest point. She's on her way back up. This would be a tape she did with her husband when they were married. Whatever may be in that tape, it really doesn't matter anymore. "

Oh, believe me, it matters, baby.

What a genius way to kill a pre-nuptial agreement.

Former opinion on Kevin Federline: Slimy No-Talent Douchebag

New opinion on Kevin Federline: World's Coolest Slimy No-Talent Douchebag


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