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November 09, 2006

Embrace The New Age Of Freedom From Want
Update: Thread Count 1000 Watch

Bumped. Not only is this shit funny, it's funny because it's true.

It's hard to parody the media's sudden discovery of good news on the economy and in Afganistan, but you guys are giving them a run for their money. ("I can walk!" -- Christopher Reeve.)

And remember, the lovely Laura is judging the best, so nominate the best entries here.

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Hutch1200:

I just bought a huge solar panel. Casey/Pisslousy/Kennedy promised 2 years of sunshine. Stock up on these now people, no clouds for two years. All that sunshine coming out their asses could lead to a drought though. Wait, Bushs' global warming will bring water, Donks bring sunshine. What a beautiful thing, this revenge voting shit.

Share your own hopes for this age of miracles and wonders, which started today at 9AM.

UPDATE from Lauraw: ITS ON. Very witty stuff in the comments. Shame to let it go unrecognized.
The New Age is officially a contest now, and I'll post results in a few days. Probably the weekend.

Phony prizes and imaginary laurels will flow forth, and so on.

FUTURE LOST WEEKEND UPDATE FROM LAURAW: Ok, its over 1,000 now. You've gone from enthusiastic to sadistic in 24 hours. Story of my life, but we won't get into that now.
Help a gal-pal out and visit the nominations thread, put me some knowledge here.


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