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November 06, 2006
Bush Gets Serious: Sends Chuck Norris On "Special Mission" In Iraq
No, really. November surprise-- entire war won by tomorrow morning?
Actually, he's just there to aid in the decoration and promotion of brave soldiers:
In wholly unrelated news, the Iraqi government just passed a law stating that former tyrants convicted of crimes of humanity are eligible to be executed either by hanging or "being roundhouse kicked to death."