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November 04, 2006
Shock: Drooling Imbeciles Show Proficiency At Advanced Comic Form Known As "Irony"
Scientists are baffled, but optimistic. If certified morons can master the subtleties of irony, perhaps they can be trained to handle other complex and possibly productive tasks, such as light janitorial work or perhaps even maintaining the computerized targeting system of an Abrams tank.