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November 01, 2006
Breaking: Bill Clinton Says Entirety of Deposition In Paula Jones Case "Intended As Elaborate Pun About George Bush's Intelligence"
Suddenly remembers perjured deposition was "just me doin' schtick" and declares "A man shouldn't get impeached just because Ken Starr doesn't 'get' wordplay and palindromes."