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November 01, 2006
Breaking: James Webb Says "Penis In Mouth" Passage Intended As "Critique of Unilateralist Neocon Foreign Policy"
Claims he has "written notes" for early draft of novel demonstrating this intent, but refuses to provide them to the press. "I don't show work in progress," he said.
Then he grabbed a Cambodian boy and gave him a rusty trumpet.