Mark Foley's "Outreach" To Youths At Risk Of Being Hot

How To Ruin Your Life, Part 7,654.

"Maf54" is Mark Foley.

Maf54: You in your boxers, too?
Teen: Nope, just got home. I had a college interview that went late.
Maf54: Well, strip down and get naked.

...

Maf54: What ya wearing?
Teen: tshirt and shorts
Maf54: Love to slip them off of you.

...

Maf54: Do I make you a little horny?
Teen: A little.
Maf54: Cool.

But there's more:

Maf54: Do you like watching Gladiator movies, Joey?
Teen: Uhmm... I guess.
Maf54: Have you ever seen a grown man naked?
Teen: Where is this heading?
Maf54: Do you have any Irish in you, Joey?
Teen: No.
Maf54: Would you like some?
Teen: That's not even from the same movie.

Looks like there will be an investigation after all:

The language gets much more graphic, too graphic to be broadcast, and at one point the congressman appears to be describing Internet sex.

Federal authorities say such messages could result in Foley's prosecution, under some of the same laws he helped to enact.

Yes, enact. Check it out:

Mark also has worked closely with the National Center for Missing and Exploited Children and John Walsh (host of Fox TV’s America’s Most Wanted) on a variety of child protection programs. Among the latest of these is a program designed to show children how to protect themselves from online predators.

The liberals are going to have a field day, but hey, apparently his advice for children protecting themselves against Internet predators worked, baby.

Why would he take the lead in such a legislative scheme?

1) To insulate himself against just these charges, just as Al Gore began a born-again campaign finance reformer after taking tons of dirty money from ChiCom agents passing donations through Buddhist nuns; and

2) Acess to all that Pete Townsend-style "child porn research."

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