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September 28, 2006

Help Wanted -- Michael

Are you bored with your job? Are you stuck in a dead end career? Do you wish you could find a position that offered upward mobility, excitement, and professional growth?

If you have expertise in explosives or nuclear physics, here is an opportunity you might not have seen at Monster.com:

By PATRICK QUINN, Associated Press Writer 36 minutes ago

CAIRO, Egypt - In a new audio message Thursday, the leader of al-Qaida in Iraq called for explosives experts and nuclear scientists to join his group's holy war against the West. "We are in dire need of you," said the man, who identified himself as Abu Hamza al-Muhajir β€” also known as Abu Ayyub al-Masri β€” the leader of al-Qaida in Iraq.

"The field of jihad (holy war) can satisfy your scientific ambitions, and the large American bases (in Iraq) are good places to test your unconventional weapons, whether biological or dirty, as they call them."

Abu points out that the job is sure to be exciting:

He also said that more than 4,000 foreign militants have been killed in Iraq since the U.S.-led invasion in 2003 β€” the first apparent acknowledgment from the insurgents about their losses.

There is no pension plan, but the package includes the biggest perk of all -- martyrdom!!

It was unclear why al-Masri would advertise the loss of the group's foreign fighters, but martyrdom is revered among Islamic fundamentalists, and could be used as a recruiting tool. The Arabic word he used, "muhajer," indicated he was speaking about foreigners who joined the insurgency in Iraq, not coalition troops.

Only dumbshits need apply


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