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September 26, 2006

Rhode Island Man Has A Lawsuit Pending And A Decade-Old Boner

This story is exactly what I needed today to cheer me up.

A former handyman from North Providence who won more than $400,000 in a lawsuit over a malfunctioning penile implant may not get the money after a judge dismissed his claim...The implant has caused Lennon to have an erection for 10 years.

Ahh...the halcyon days of the mid-90s, before boner pills hit the market. A time when a dude who wanted to sport some ferocious wood had to be serious about it:

Lennon received the steel and plastic implant in 1996, about two years before the impotence drug Viagra went on the market. The Dura-II is designed to allow impotent men to position the penis upward for sex, then lower it.

They make it sound like some sort of elaborate and horrifiying cyborg dork-crane.

Let's hope this guy gets the money to fix it soon. He should destroy this abominable future-penis of his before it becomes self-aware and starts running around trying to kill Sarah Connor.

posted by AndrewR at 08:48 PM

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A time when a dude who wanted to sport some ferocious wood had to be serious about it: Lennon received the steel and plastic implant in 1996, about two years before the impotence drug Viagra went on the market. The Dura-II is designed to allow impotent men to position the penis upward for sex, then lower it. They make it sound like some sort of elaborate and horrifiying cyborg dork-crane. Let's hope this guy gets the money to fix it soon. 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