Five O'Clock Flashback

In honor of Hugo "VIVA" Chavez, courtesy of readers.

And... not much of a flashback really, and a CONTENT WARNING for GRAPHIC CARTOON SEX between Jack Black and KyleG and the Devil's Consort.

You have to register/sign in to YouTube for Tenacious D's romantic "FHG."

An Open Letter:

Dear Teenaged Chicks,

You probably think it's a really cool, really cute, really hip idea to videotape yourself lip-syncing to a song you like with your best gf's and do all sorts of silly, K-RAZY dance moves and stuff.

You're probably thinking millions of guys out there just want to see you cavorting to "Fuck Her Gently" or "All That Jazz."

Here's the thing: we don't. You all do the same crap and all think you're FUCKING HYSTERICAL doing it. Or you think you'll be edgy and sexy and do a little light lesbian flirtation to REALLY drive the guys crazy.

Nope. Not even close.

We hate you.

Please stop wasting YouTube's bandwidth, and making me scroll through pages and pages of your exhibitionist bullshit, posthaste.

Wasn't funny the first billion times. And it's not getting any funnier.

Sincerely,

Everybody

posted by Ace at 05:08 PM

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