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September 15, 2006

AoS Lifestyle, Northern European Division

Sex with animals is not only legal, but they have...

Animal bordellos.

Actual cathouses. That is, if you want to have sex with a cat. But you can have sex with pretty much any species you wish.

If you had to have sex with an animal, which one would you do?

I think I'd screw a dolphin. I don't know why. I just figure they're dirty.

Thanks to someone. Who is, by the way, as Asian as the day is long.

Not quite brown, but off-white enough to give me severe contractions of my pyloric valve.

And Jews... good heavens. A veritable cornucopia of Chosen People.

I'll tell you what, that blogger party was the most frightening three hours of my entire life. I'm lucky I got out of there alive.

It was like the new Survivor, except with dorks, and only three or four truly white people, all nervously glancing at each other and mouthing out "Help me."

But Don't Have Sex With A Hedgehog: Even if a Serbian witchdoctor suggests it's a good cure for premature ejaculation.

I mean, of course it's going to delay ejaculation. You're banging a hedgehog. It's not going to be one of those I'm-so-hot-I-think-I'm-already-done deals.

But you're going to be premature again the moment you heal up and go back to screwing ocelots and marmosets.

Thanks to Larwyn.

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