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September 12, 2006

Keith Olbermann (who?) does not have the balls to call for Bush's impeachment [Dave in Texas]

Is it one "n" or two? I forget.

Doesn't matter. Washed up nobody Keith Olbernamm (whom?) tries to stick it to Bush without sounding pissy.

Is it just me or are they trying to go for the erection theme in that Keith graphic?

Probably just me.

He laments the lamentable. Personal suffering. I can't knock it. I won't elevate it above anyone else's though. We'll just leave it at "he suffered too".

Then he blames the hole in the ground and the lack of a memorial or anything on Bush.

First overreach.

Then he makes a "Lincoln good Republican, Bush baaad Republican" comparison.

Lincoln used those words to immortalize their sacrifice.

I'm on the edge of my seat here.

Today our leaders could use those same words to rationalize their reprehensible inaction. "We cannot dedicate, we can not consecrate, we can not hallow this ground." So we won't.

Second overreach.

We gave him every chance. We tried to let him heal us. Honest we did!

Those who did not belong to his party -- tabled that.
Those who doubted the mechanics of his election -- ignored that.
Those who wondered of his qualifications -- forgot that.

Third overreach.

Terrorists did not come and steal our newly-regained sense of being American first, and political, fiftieth. Nor did the Democrats. Nor did the media. Nor did the people.
The President -- and those around him -- did that.

I'm going to stop counting, cause you're gonna get sick of this.

Somewhere in this mess he uses the expression "impeachment". He crept up on in like a Viking waitress. I believe it's surrounded with "he misled us he lied" crap. Honestly I don't feel like digging it out. It's recycled BushBad pap.

It descends into nonsense from here. And by that I mean most of it will find its way into John Kerry's stump speeches.

I loved this one though.

How dare you, Mr. President, after taking cynical advantage of the unanimity and love, and transmuting it into fraudulent war and needless death, after monstrously transforming it into fear and suspicion and turning that fear into the campaign slogan of three elections? How dare you -- or those around you -- ever "spin" 9/11?

Because I can imagine Bush replying with "whassa matter big guy? Ah think somebody needs a hug. C'mere Olbermeister. C'mere, big feller"!

UPDATE: Yes, I know, Olbermann (who?) says it. But he doesn't really make any case for it, he just throws out a couple of lefty assertions, then mentions it coyly, and then runs away giggling like a little girl.

But I could have been more clear.

Oh and the Purple Avenger declares, Clinton's legacy is officially deceased.

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