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September 08, 2006

Dolphin Militant Attacks French Coast

The dolphin's name is Jean Floch. I'm not kidding.

An enraged dolphin has been terrorising the French Atlantic coast for several weeks, attacking boats and knocking fishermen into the sea.

"He's like a mad dog," said Henri Le Lay, president of the association of fishermen and yachtsmen of the port of Brezellec, in Brittany. "We demand zee filthy Americain swine and NATO intervene on our behalf."

OK, I made up that last sentence.

When asked to explain his behavior, Jean Floch intoned, "G g g g g g bee eee ee eeee click click click beebeebeebeebeebeebee."

French officials are considering his claims and preparing for three way negotiations between themselves, Jean Floch, and a large, succulent mackerel.

Update [AnalogKid]: Talks break down! French Surrender!

Zee Dolphin was enraged and scared us verry mooch. Eet was terrifying, zat dolphin acting zat way. We kept thinking eef only we could only speek ze language of Dolphins, perhaps eet would be reesonable.

posted by Laura. at 09:54 PM

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OK, I made up that last sentence. When asked to explain his behavior, Jean Floch intoned, "G g g g g g bee eee ee eeee click click click beebeebeebeebeebeebee." French officials are considering his claims and preparing for three way negotiations between themselves, Jean Floch, and a large, succulent mackerel. *Update [AnalogKid]:* Talks break down! French Surrender! Zee Dolphin was enraged and scared us verry mooch. Eet was terrifying, zat dolphin acting zat way. 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