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September 08, 2006

I Can't Keep Doing This -- Michael

By now, some of you are opening this page on Friday morning with a sense of dread. You are thinking: "Did Michael get drunk and spam this site again with another horrible music video?"

No. I can't do it any more. I have spammed this site with Spanky & Our Gang, Tommy James and the Shondells, Procul Harum dressed up in Sgt. Pepper costumes, and the infamous "Apache" video. Plus, I've made a point of insulting Ace for his laziness in the process.

I've done my worst, and Ace has still not kicked me off. Bad taste and bad manners just don't work here.

The only things that I know will work for sure are porn, racial slurs, blatant copyright infringement, and the like. I'm not up to that. If I can't get booted for bad music videos, I give up.

*Michael thinks it over*

Well, actually, there is one way to escalate.

GRAND FUNK RAILROAD!!!

Actually, there are two ways to escalate. I've got Three Dog Night in my hip pocket. Ace, don't make me do it.


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