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September 06, 2006

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MC Dan Rather lays dope rhymes over "Back in Black." Cool stuff.

Via Allah.

Man Arrested After Crotch Bursts Into Flames. Indicted on one count of dating Lindsey Lohan.

Via Hubs And Spokes.

Muggers Steal Victim's Pants. Later steal a hat and a pizza from someone else. (No, really.)

Man Fears Ticket From Traffic Camera, So He Blows It Up With Thermite From Welding Job. Bonus: He's in jail now. Double bonus: The camera he destroyed was actually a dummy camera and wasn't taking pictures of anything.

Last two viia Fark.

"Spiritual Consultant" Cleanses Houses of "Negative Energy" So They Can Be Sold.

Chapman, 52, is a petite woman who wears a half-dozen bracelets on each wrist with turquoise, lapis lazuli, tiger's-eye, citrine, tourmaline, moonstone and mother of pearl, all of which give her protection and enhance her intuitive ability, she said.

The Fremont resident said she uses a pendulum and candle to help cleanse homes of negative energy by going from room to room in a counter-clockwise direction. Afterward, she uses a combination of sea salt, sage and her hands to send "healing energy." She charges a $300 flat fee for her work.

Part of her job, as she sees it, also involves finding homes -- in this case for the spirits that inhabit some houses.

"We need to send them to a better place," she said. "And we give them escorts -- angels, seraphim, what you will -- to assist them on their journey."

"They're here." "Go into the light," right? They've already made that joke:

"Not everyone wants to talk about it. This is 'woo-woo' stuff," Chapman added.

But it is not so unusual. In 2004, centuries-old Indian remains were found at Hidden Oaks, a development of 21 $2.8 million homes in Lafayette, according to developer Branagh Development Inc.'s Web site. After the discovery, the developer took a series of steps, including relocating remains to a central area and honoring the dead, a state official said.

"There might have been a small offering of tobacco or a bigger ceremony," said Larry Myers, executive secretary for the California Native American Heritage Commission. "No one wants 'Poltergeist.'"

That's a real estate truism to rival "location, location, location."

Thanks to "anyperson," apparently hailing from the "someone" school of screennames.



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