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Imagine you are Ace. You actually blog for a living. It's not like a hobby or something.
You are constantly under pressure to put up fresh content on your site to maintain traffic. But, you need an evening off, because you actually want to take your girlfriend out to dinner or something. So, you post like a maniac all day, hoping that this will keep people happy while you spend an evening with your girlfriend.
Plus, you're thinking that maybe those guest bloggers will do something. You still haven't done the obligatory "Thank You Guest Bloggers" post, and they still have a valid UserID and password. So, maybe they will help out while you are out with your significant other.
If you're Ace in this situation, you only have one problem. There is a guest blogger who keeps throwing up lame music videos.
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