I've Placed a "Secret Hold"...[Anonymous Guest Poster who might be named Jack M.]

On some pretty funny and interesting pieces that Ace intended to publish tonight for your amusement.

Let's see...there was a hilarious top-ten list. And a pretty funny photoshop from Wuzzadem which Ace had captioned. And there was even a visit from Johnny Coldcuts, in which he was going to predict (with 100% accuracy) the outcome of the highly contested Senate races this fall.

Finally, there was some of Allah's "too hot for Hot Air" footage of Mary Katharine and Bethany that will, because of my hold, remain unseen until the "Pundits Gone Wild" video is released.

I had to do this, my friends. As guest posters, we have a rather low hurdle to meet to keep up with Ace's standards. The moment he applies himself and actually produces some quality stuff is the moment we might actually have to break a sweat.

No...it's far better for all of us that the standards here remain low. It makes it easier on everyone involved.

Besides...I don't want to share my "Mary Katharine and Bethany" footage. The thought of all you pasty, D&D playing, shut-in geeks leering at my lovely ladies just...sickens me.

So, just put all thoughts of seeing these posts out of your mind. Because once I put a hold on something, I never lift it.

Unless, of course, Mary Katharine or Bethany asks me really sweetly. In which case, I might reconsider.

posted by Ace at 12:47 AM

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