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August 17, 2006

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Arch-Mage of Cyrodiil seeks warlock with big staff - w4m - 20

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Date: 2006-08-14, 9:41PM EDT


Arch-Mage of Cyrodiil seeks warlock with big staff. I need a man who can charm the robes right off me without help from an Amulet of Personality.

Me: accomplished, charming level 18 Breton mage with voluptuous figure and perky personality.

You: Warlock, at least a level 16, with a large staff and alluring disposition.

Will host at the Tiber Septim Hotel for as long as your Magicka holds out.

No orcs, please.

Yes, yes, I know... it's probably a gag.

Still, there is an indicia of credibility to it: "voluptuous figure with perky personality." That reads genuine to me.

Either way, I'll let you know after I arrange a meeting. I'm super-psyched to try out my spakin'-new Dick of Many Things.


Thanks to, and I quote, "Dude, you did NOT get this from me."


The Link... With a pic, though it seems taken straight from a computer game.

I wasn't going to post this for privacy reasons, but then, she's posting on Craigslist. So privacy is not a major thing.

I'm told the comments are hilarious, though I have no idea how to access comments.


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