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Andrew Sullivan/The Daily Dementia![]() Bugs Bugs! Bugs! Bugsbugsbugs! Bugs! Shitbastard!
Thanks to Nii'ainy'glathh'hurk, from Yoggoth.
Eh, why not? On Trading Spaces they're always saying rooms need a "pop" of color.
VOICES IN MY HEAD TELLING ME KILL KILL KILL BUT I IGNORE THEM I TRY TO IGNORE THEM GOD GIVE ME STRENGTH PLEASE PLEASE I DON'T WANT TO DO THIS WHAT IS THAT SMELL COMING FROM MY REFRIGERATOR OH GOD NO WHAT HAVE I DONE
Andrew, I just wanted to compliment your bravery on your post "Bugs." You captured a feeling deep in the heart of this country, but which too many are afraid to express. When you write "Bugs! Bugs! Bugs!," you sum up the frustration of millions of Americans who are tired of seeing Bush/Cheney transdimensional parasitic beetles burrowing into their skulls and devouring their cortex fluid. Thanks to reader "Good Andrew" for that, who is the "Other Andrew" who hides in my left eyeball when "Bad Andrew" is looking for him. "Bad Andrew" does... things to "Good Andrew." Terrible things. We must talk of this no more. He's coming. Oh, hi, Bad Andrew! I was thinking of you! I bought you some pants at the Gap! Why... why are you holding that meat-cleaver, Bad Andrew? Talk to me... I don't like it when you stare like that... Don't you want to try on your new khakis? They're pleated. Was I... not supposed to buy... pleats? Please answer me. Please answer me. Bugs! ... Cognitive dissonance. It's not just a river in Egypt. Welcome, Corner Readers: I don't know if this was linked on the Corner, but you should know what this post is about. Andrew Sullivan actually "aired" the theory that Cheney and Rumsfeld deliberately lost the War in Iraq so as to not have to bother with that nation-building nonsense after they shock and awe Iran. This is most unhinged of his recent conspiracy-theory peddling -- and the third one in a week. So I'm not just batting him around because I don't like him. I'm batting him around because he's gone batty. ... Thanks to McGurk for the graphic. And the post. It inspired me. The Hat-Trick: Allah weighs in, and notes this is the third conspiracy theory Sullivan has peddled in the past week: 1. Alex Jones’s theory that Cheney shot Harry Whittington at much closer range than he claimed. Conclusion: He's in Loose Change territory now, and he's not coming back. The Brave, Indepdendent Sullivan... bravely soars where madmen fear to tread.
It's worked: he now has enthusiastic fans at Democratic Underground. Thanks to Robbie at the Malcontent, who really doesn't like Sullivan, and provies me with the cover I need to go after St. Andrew of the Sacred Heart-Ache. If anyone accuses me of homophobia, I can just say, "Hey, look at what The Malcontent is doing to him! And that guy's a little 'funny,' too!" I'm not sure what Karl Rove is paying him exactly, but he's worth every cent.
If the "BugsBugsBugs!" thing weren't there to tip you off, would it be easy to tell them apart? That's a link to Wardobe Door, by the way, not Sullivan. He deserves a click, because he sent me that original Sullivan link. (If it makes you feel any better, WD, I would have made my way over there eventually... but thanks.) ![]() | Access Comments | Recent Comments
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