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August 13, 2006

Alec Baldwin, Sean Hannity, And Mark Levin Have On-Air Three-Way

Ehhh... kinda childish all the way around.

But I know from personal experience people act pretty childishly when they're angry.

HANNITY: Once and for all you need to be challenged. You want to call our vice president a terrorist - fine. You want to talk about stoning people to death, say it on my program. If you want to be irresponsible and call our president a mass murderer while he's at war leading troops in harm's way ...

BALDWIN: And what are you gonna do about it, Sean Hannity?

HANNITY: You don't have the courage to answer questions.

BALDWIN: And what are you gonna do? And what are you going to do about it, Sean Hannity. If I come on your program, what are you going to do?

LEVIN: He's going to show that you have a two digit IQ - that's what he's gonna do.

BALWIN: What are you going to do?

LEVIN: I just told you - you've got a two digit IQ.

BALDWIN: And who's that - who's your little cabin boy there with you.

LEVIN: I'm not a cabin boy, butt-boy.

BALDWIN: What are you doing there, cabin boy? ... I now dub you Sean Hannity's cabin boy.

LEVIN: And you know what you are? You're "Brokeback" Alec. [END EXCERPT]

I mean, sure, it gets good when Levin asks Baldwin "What are you now, fifty, sixty pounds overweight?" and why Kim Bassinger hates him so much (alluding to complaints that he hit her), but it does nothing to elevate the discourse or...

...aww, who am I kidding. It's funny.

Thanks to see-dub.

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