Ministry of Silly/Celebrity Links

Cat is absolutely fascinated by flushing toilet, watching water vortex down the tube. Link Fixed!

It starts eh, but the repetitiveness of it -- and how seriously into toilet-flushing this cat is -- gets you.

Thanks to John, also known as Mrs. Susan McKibbish.

Peformance artist Sandra Bernhardt (a performance artist is a stand-up comedian who isn't funny) threatens "World War III" over airport security bans on her "MAC Plushglass" lipstick.

1) Some people aren't serious about terrorism.

2) Some people are very serious about getting their names into print on the thinnest of pretexts.

3) Some people have been coasting since their one intriguing gag -- announcing "My nipples are hard" on stage -- they first told in 1984.

Steven Baldwin may be the "good Baldwin," but he's, well, weird.

"I like to ask friends of mine, happy couples who seem to have a pretty good marriage, I will ask them, 'How's your sex life?'" Alec Baldwin's little brother writes in a new book excerpted in the upcoming Esquire mag. "They will say something like pretty good or okay or no complaints here. Here's what I tell them: Imagine taking a healthy sex life and inviting the power of God into that exchange."

Baldwin also seems to prefer a muscular — make that violent and aggressive — form of religion.

"I'd always imagined Jesus was the sweet, cuddly, loving dude, and suddenly I find out he makes Conan the Barbarian look like Conan the wimp," he says. "He didn't come with a guitar singing Kum Ba Yah. Jesus brought a sword to the earth, and he is still swinging it."

As for Baldwin himself, "God has called me to go and make disciples of the youth of America. That is what I am going to do. And if you try to stop me, I am going to break your face."

Vacationing guys snap pics of Mel Gibson as he drinks, right before his DUI; now making thousands of dollars selling pics to tabloids.

CELEB SHOCK: David Navarro and Carmen Electra divorcing.

Navarro filed for divorce, citing "irreconcilabe differences" regarding the fact that Electra has a vagina, and intends to keep it.

I keed, I keed. There is no reason whatsoever to suspect that David Navarro is "that way." I mean, the black nailpolish ain't helping, but I'm sure he's a man's man.

(Nice guy though. Absurdly nice. Nice to the point of being boring and annoying in his nicetude. Everytime I see him on Celebrity Poker, he's so such a nice guy I want to put his head into a vice and drill five or six holes into his head.)

H/t on celeb stuff to Gawker. Or Or Defamer. Eh, they're basically the same.

Celebrity Gossip Update From "Well-Placed Source" Stormy70:

Dave Navarro is now banging Jenna Jamison. The various STDs among them have now formed into a superstrain of disease that will encompass the earth.

It will be the Andromeda Strain of itchy, oozing genitals.

posted by Ace at 12:47 PM

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