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August 04, 2006

Croatian Man Gets Testicles Caught In Slats Of Deckchair

From the Daily Gut, which is all funny nonsense, but this one yields the easiest headline.

The mechanics of this testicle-trapping are described by the article linked. Swimming caused "shrinkage" of his testicles, which then slipped through the slats in the deckchair, but then the warm sun caused them to expand back to normal size, thus preventing their safe extraction.

An ambulance crew had to free him from the fearsome Wooden Slats of Self-Castration.

In related news, Arianna Huffington once bullied a guy into marrying her. And then spending a lot of his fortune on a doomed Senate run just so she call herself Mrs. Senatorial First Lady Huffington.

Okay, I just gave away that whole story. So just read other stuff on the site.

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