Hooters Air Calls It Quits

What a shock! It seems that men look for different qualities in an airline than they do in a buffalo-wing joint.

I never understood this. First of all, you can't travel with a woman on this airline, obviously. Well, you could, but how do you sell that? "Sure, some airlines are cheaper or are more frequently on time or have better safety records, but on Hooters Air, I get to look at tits!"

Tough sell.

Except for the occaisional bachelor party crew travelling to Vegas, where was the market, exactly, for in-flight cheesecake?

If you can't wait six hours to get to a titty bar at your destination city, you're probably not really in a position where you need to travel to get to a Mensa conference.

posted by Ace at 03:53 PM

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