Sharon Stone: "We can choose to have this alternative kind of growth that is a collective nuance of understanding."

Whatever that means.

Why is it the less an idiot has to say, the more words she uses to say so? One big difference between the intelligent and the foolish is that the intelligent person has little qualms about admitting, "I don't know."

Idiots can't admit that.

Carlos Santana, meanwhile, is a blubbering imbecile as well:

"There is more value in placing a flower in a rifle barrel than making war," he said. "As Jimi Hendrix used to say, musical notes have more importance than bullets."

Again, the only rejoinder possible:

Mr. Santana, Ms. Stone, what you've each just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I'veever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response was there anything that could even be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

Debbie Schlussel [CONTENT WARNING] knocks Sharon Stone around a bit here. The content warning is for a picture of Sharon Stone's chief qualification as an foreign relations expert, and it's not a snapshot of her college degree.

In related Stupid Celebrity News, Susan Sarandon will play "Peace Mom" Cindy Sheehan in an upcoming film.

I doubt Sarandon will go the award-friendly route of "going ugly" for the role. But I have to imagine some sort of greenscreen/CGI effect will have to be employed to remove those amazing cans of hers. Maybe they can just digitally shift them to her hips or something.

posted by Ace at 01:48 PM

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