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March 17, 2006
Pravda: Must-Read
Really.
This is their lead story today.
Breaking news
United States of America will cease to exist on February 5th, 2006
The U.S. is facing imminent economic collapse. Considering the Bush Administration’s penchant for preemptive action, it will act to protect the empire before rather than after the collapse occurs. As the economy comes crashing down, hordes of angry, rioting Americans will create a large pool of newly criminalized slave laborers
Wow.
I missed the whole frickin' thing.
Maybe I can't remember what I had for breakfast, but you'd think I'd recall
this.
posted by Laura. at
12:01 PM
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