Woman Turns On Water Faucet; Beer Flows Out

It's true. There are miracles.

It almost seemed like a miracle to Haldis Gundersen when she turned on her kitchen faucet this weekend and found the water had turned into beer.

Two flights down, employees and customers at the Big Tower Bar were horrified when water poured out of the beer taps.

By an improbable feat of clumsy plumbing, someone at the bar in Kristiandsund, western Norway, had accidentally hooked the beer hoses to the water pipes for Gundersen's apartment.

"We had settled down for a cozy Saturday evening, had a nice dinner, and I was just going to clean up a little," Gundersen, 50, told The Associated Press by telephone Monday. "I turned on the kitchen faucet and beer came out."

It gets even better. She's three feet tall, has a flat head, and has a g-spot that responds to infrared LED signals, so you can make her orgasm just by flipping through TV channels. Furthermore, after having an orgasm, she cannot bear to cuddle, but instead obsessively begins making sandwiches.

Thanks to Jack Straw, Slublog, and Allah.

posted by Ace at 03:20 PM

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