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March 08, 2006

Lindsey Lohan Would Do Nude Scene... For Oscar

I implore every screenwriter in Hollywood to begin writing an Oscar-worthy vehicle for Ms. Lohan... perhaps playing a retarded lesbian chinchilla-farmer.

Whatever it takes.

Whatever. It. Takes.

But please -- no "going ugly" for the Oscar. None of that Charlize Theron shit, or Selma Hayek with a moustache and unibrow crap. Oscar-worthy -- lesbian, drooling, wrangling chinchillas -- but not Ugly Oscar Worthy.

Hollywood-- you know all that smack I've talked about you these past couple of years? You just make this happen and all is forgiven.

Thanks to MikeB.

Perviness: Some object to, um, objectifying Ms. Lohan, given her age.

Well, I don't know. It's kind of difficult to pretend she's still a "child."

There was an SNL sketch that really was sort of uncomfortable on a couple of levels. Lohan really showed off her body in a sketch about Hermione from the Harry Potter stories, which was weird on multiple levels.

1, I think at the end of the show she announced she was just a few weeks from being "legal."

2, the sketch was about Hermione, who isn't an object of adult male lust, but yeah, she's exactly the girl we all would have fallen in love with when at that age, which just adds to the weirdness.

I don't know. This is a very dicey area. Still, if Lohan's putting on this kind of show on SNL, I think it sort of puts her in the category of "safe to believe is pretty attractive."

The sketch is pretty funny, anyway.

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posted by Ace at 04:33 PM

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