Daniel Craig To Be First Naked James Bond

All part of his continuing campaign to be the last James Bond, genitals exposed or not.

Every year you hear the EON people yapping about how to make the Bond franchise more "current" and "edgy." Their ideas seem to fixate primarily on more graphic violence and more nudity.

They never seem to discuss plausible, clever screenwriting or competent direction. Nah, what's really needed to revive this franchise is cock.

Glad to see the James Bond franchise is going the route of huge box-office winners like Jade and Body of Evidence.

Of course, he won't be naked in the movie. The most you'll see is a partial ass-shot, kind of a gibbous moon. But they'll keep talking this up until the release date in hopes of attracting that all important Brokeback demographic.

Coming soon: Bond and Q reveal the real reason for the 30 year tension between them. It's not all about gadgets, let me tell you.

Thanks to agent Double-D G.

posted by Ace at 12:28 PM

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