Believe it or not!

An anonymous anti-war activist hired a known anti-war pollster (John Zogby - the guy who said Kerry would win last year) to poll US troops in Iraq. And guess what? They were overwhelmingly against staying in Iraq. But we are told it was an honest and fair polling! Maybe you can pull that crap with degenerates like Chris Matthews, but Tanker don't play that game!

You want to know how lame this poll is?

Four in five said they oppose the use of such internationally banned weapons as napalm and white phosphorous.

In my unscientific poll of GIs, four out of five say that there is not enough napalm or "willie pete" used in Iraq!

Or as we all know:

Kilgore: Smell that? You smell that?
Lance: What?
Kilgore: Napalm, son. Nothing in the world smells like that.
Kilgore: I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed, for 12 hours. When it was all over, I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory. Someday this war's gonna end...

posted by Tanker at 04:19 PM

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